Hello.
So like I've decided i'll definately update my blog at least once a week so my readers don't have to randomly check for entries. They just will know there'll be one by the following week.
My close friend has this problem; Some girl is stalking him in school. They're quite young, so yeah its probably one of those "infatuation" crap. But anyway, i was having this serious conference msn conversation about his problem with him and another friend.
When all of a sudden something ran through my mind.
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Sean says:
*wait stfu everyone
*lind
*is she hot?
*the stalker
[Junfuuuu ] says:
*no
*shes short
*and immature
Sean says:
*ewww
*tell her shes stupid and say u never wanna see her again
- e(???~•~)? ¦ J e s Š ¦ says:
*dude
*tell her
*im sorry
Sean says:
*no
- e(???~•~)? ¦ J e s Š ¦ says:
*im in love with
*another girl
(blah blah, im cutting all this unnessesary advice out)
Sean says:
*ignore jess. thats rubbish
*just go to her
*and go like
- e(???~•~)? ¦ J e s Š ¦ says:
*wee
Sean says:
*"you're stupid go away"
- e(???~•~)? ¦ J e s Š ¦ says:
*don be a f*cking ass laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*LOL
Sean says:
*say in chinese
*ni kuku go away
- e(???~•~)? ¦ J e s Š ¦ says:
*ni kuku go away?
*LOL
*HAHAHA
*CHINESE MUCH
*fail
*:)
*kuku chinese meh
*O.O
*LOL
*AH.
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Im not good with chinese, so i needed some help.
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Sean says:
*dennis
*dennis whats "go away" in chinese
*naf Dennis |Feels MORE depressed after TODAY..| says:
*go away as in dont disturb me go away?
Sean says:
*yea
*naf Dennis |Feels MORE depressed after TODAY..| says:
*bu yao guan wo
*thats dont disturb me
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So i corrected myself:
Sean says:
*ni kuku bu yao guan wo
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Nah, im not that mean, i just found humour in that situation. Humour is like a treasure, so im like beetle the treasure hunter.
Beetle.
So most of my readers have been asking me why i havent been posting anything.
Truth is, its getting harder for me to get people to reply to my randomness, because they all check the blog and see their conversation here!
For example,
A recent Conversation:
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Sean says:
*oh haha
*..i took a very accurate personality quiz and it said that "Approximately 99.5% of respondents have a lower neuroticism raw percentage than yours"
*(emotional stability)
*=(
Jiawen (loves her class loves her class loves her class). says:
*wait. before i reply, is this conversation going to be put on your blog?
*haha
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Seriously, i wouldn't put the conversation without warning you first!
Beetle.
Today, i was really bored, so i took a newspaper and did this:
Aren't I creative or what?
Beetle.
So I was having this serious conversation with a close friend, when all of a sudden, i had an epiphany that someone was listening in on our conversation.
So i asked:
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Sean says:
*Is anyone there?
andrew- Let there be Rock, he said. And thus on the seventh day, Roll was created. says:
*my imaginary friend bob
Sean says:
*tell bob to go away
andrew- Let there be Rock, he said. And thus on the seventh day, Roll was created. says:
*okay
*go away bob
Sean says:
*hes still there
andrew- Let there be Rock, he said. And thus on the seventh day, Roll was created. says:
*nope
*hes gone
Sean says:
*whats he doing?
andrew- Let there be Rock, he said. And thus on the seventh day, Roll was created. says:
*he flew out of the window to help me get a beer
Sean says:
*...what beer.
*does he have enough money?
andrew- Let there be Rock, he said. And thus on the seventh day, Roll was created. says:
*corona
*=)
*yes he does
*just nice
*5.70
Sean says:
*does he have enough for one himself?
andrew- Let there be Rock, he said. And thus on the seventh day, Roll was created. says:
*nope
*he doesnt drink
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So we'll leave Bob and Andrew alone. For now.
Beetle.
Okay, i uploaded a profile picture. Now its appearing everywhere, its kinda 'bugging' me. (LOL PUN). But yeah, thats how i look like. Spoiler much though.
Today Instead of Chat logs, i decided to do something random in public.
Okay, so there was this magician in the mall and he was showing us a magic trick i already knew.
Basically you flip the last card upsize down and use that as the top of the deck. Then you place the chosen card into the deck, so when you fan the cards out it'll turn up upside down.
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Me: Can I see the bottom of the Deck?
Magician: Why?
Me: Just for fun.
Magician: (presses deck hard onto the table defensively) No, you can't.
Me: (laughs)
Magician: (fans out cards)
So obviously my card sticks out.
Magician: Your card.
Me: What card is that? I don't- (but then i burst out laughing.)
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My friends said i was mean.
Beetle.
So you must be wondering; what in the world is that.
Basically i was forced, to make the blog more exciting, thus (totally not my idea) have added weird sketches into my blog. Well, i AM a below pretty average art student and i can tell you the drawings are gonna be effortless and crappy.
Lets backtrack a few hours ago.
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Sean says:
*dude
*dude tell me i need drawings in my blog
╚ ┼ Ž á ( н Ã Γ Ÿ ┼ ╝ снαόѕŁєġїόп says:
*i dunno
*i dun do blogs=p
Sean says:
*no. just tell me i need drawings on my blog.
╚ ┼ Ž á ( н Ã Γ Ÿ ┼ ╝ снαόѕŁєġїόп says:
*u need drawings on ur blog
*why-.-
Sean says:
*nothing, itll make me feel better
╚ ┼ Ž á ( н Ã Γ Ÿ ┼ ╝ снαόѕŁєġїόп says:
*-.-\
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And from someone else (whut. its hard to find people who respond late at night kay.) :
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X, Expsychted C: says:
*?
Sean says:
*tell me i need drawings in my blog
X, Expsychted C: says:
*you need drawings in your blog.
*or you'll lose all your readers.
Sean says:
*tell me its all boring and too wordy
X, Expsychted C: says:
*ITS SO BORING AND WORDY I DONT WNA READ IT ANYMORE. AM DELETING YOU.
*LAST CHANCE
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So yes, i think i AM adding drawings to my blog! I mean a picture paints a thousand words. Wait. Technically that would make it more wordy.
Beetle.
Okay, i always take what people say to the heart. So today i ask one of my readers:
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Sean says:
*it doesnt sound like those dumb boy emo bloggers DOES IT?!
♥; Natalie. HAHA you people have commontest ;D says:
*it does
*LOL
Sean says:
*........
*srsly.
♥; Natalie. HAHA you people have commontest ;D says:
*fine,
*halfhalf
*HAHA
Sean says:
*what makes you say so?
♥; Natalie. HAHA you people have commontest ;D says:
*the words
Sean says:
*its all merry and happy, there are happy animals and everyone is happy there
*what "words"?
♥; Natalie. HAHA you people have commontest ;D says:
*LOL
*the way u blog
Sean says:
*how?
*how do i blog?
*its not like "omgg today im so emo, i got scolded by my parents, blah blah blah, i went out and eat stingray blah blah blah, i like this girl, blah blah"
♥; Natalie. HAHA you people have commontest ;D says:
LOL
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Feeling all self-concious, I asked someone else calmly:
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Sean says:
*WHAT?!
*HOW DOES IT SOUND LIKE AN EMO BLOG?!?!?!
X, Expsychted C: says:
*its not an emo blog at all wtf. there are no signs of emoness
*just random blogging
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So i had this theory right, like a self-developed one- that everyone in the world has an exact same personality. I will prove to to you. But those comments totally destroyed all my confidence, i will now run to a little corner and cry my heart out and start slashing my wrist. ooooh the world sucks ooooooooh.
Beetle.
(Note: Small font is random garbage you can usually ignore.)
Its First March already, man the days pass so fast. I wonder what would my reaction be after looking back at this journal 10years from now.
So anyway, today i got into a ring fight, there was a hell load of adrenaline in that one- Blood flying from my lips, my stud getting ripped of from my ear, bruises and cuts everywhere.(You Get the picture). But we practiced something new called grappling where you basically pull the guy's whole head down with full bodyweight force to try and knee him. Now my head is jammed at a 45degree angle facing the floor.
Anyway enough chit-chat, back to business;
So today, i asked a reader what she thought of my words:
Sean says:
*does it sound like those stupid emo kids wanting to write a blog
X, Sic Puppy C: says:
*no wtf you sound nothing like all those emo bloggish boys i know
*your just a random beetle
*flying around
*wait, beetles fly right?
*omg
Sean says:
*LOL
X, Sic Puppy C: says:
*i dont noe whats a beetle
*those black things?
Sean says:
*....yes. it is.
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I hope this thing doesnt stray too much to my personal routine, that would just be gay.
Beetle.
(Note: some fight scenes were briefly exaggerated)
So like, I was playing this game on facebook just now and i stumbled upon this conversation.
Amy: What kind of name is aman?
Amy: lol
Aman: Amy
Aman: Its an indian name means peace so yeh
Aman: Its a very nice name
You know i love indians(hetrosexual). They're Hilarious. Seriously.
Thing is, Indians are always so much less self-consious. Well thats what ive noticed.
The world should be more like that.
Beetle.
So anyway this is my first ever post.
Let me tell you about me and my golden rule.
- I dont think theres anything more entertaining in this world than getting a response and watching emotions(sometimes literally) :
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Sean says:
*if you were yogurt, would you be fruit on the bottom? or stired?
맬Mal☆ says:
*stirred haha
Sean says:
*pfft
*you boring yogurt
*i bet you'll be a kiwi yogurt
맬Mal☆ says:
*i like berry yoghurts! D:
Sean says:
*no
*you like kiwi yogurts
맬Mal☆ says:
*no???
Sean says:
*yes
*you like kiwi yogurts
맬Mal☆ says:
*RIGHT LOL
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Im not really sure what im gonna post at the moment. I dont even know why i made this thing. Maybe its because im really really bored right now. So im doing weird things that would spice up my boring life:
But heres a quote:
"You're writing the story of your life one moment at a time"
Beetle.
- Mood:
penguined
